Bathroom EXTENDED lyrics

I'm starring at a broken toilet,
There's nothing left here anymore,
The room is hot,
It's making me constipated,
I've been waiting here so long,
I really had to go,
I see the dark stuff going down again,


Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where to the piss won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom,
Just me and poo,


My crap's swirling away from me,
I see your leftovers in my bowl,
But now it's gone and left me so hungry,
I know I have to find it now,
Can hear the flushing,
I don't know how,
Why can't it smell like garbage cans?

Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the piss won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom,

Flush...Flush!
I'm fighting all it's crappiness,
Coming down my way,
Let it go straight through you,
Don't want to make a mess today,
I'll flush you down soon...
So soon....

Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the piss won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
And nothing can hold me back from poo,
To the bathroom,
To the bathroom,
Just me and poo,
To the bathroom,
Just me and you.

(Written and co-written by Me and Madee Awesome.)