Saturday, May 23, 2009

PRINCESS MADDY BO

YAY!!!!!!!!! PRICESS MADDY BO IS NOW A BAND(?) WITH MADEE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maddy Bo is now going to be playing the violin with Madee Awesome!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Madee's Wedding!!!!!!!!!!!


Madee loves Georg Listing and just announced that they are GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!! (Georg just doesn't know about they're soon-to-be marriage yet.) She is now hiring a kiddnapper. :) In return for kiddnapping Georg Listing and giving him to Madee you will get a free AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

MADEE'S GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!

RUN LITTLE PERSON RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE SHE GETS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF IS TO POKE MADEE IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P-P-P-POKE HER FACE,
P-P-P-POKE HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADEE WATCHES SHARK PORN!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE ALSO RAPED TOM KAULITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, THAT DUDE, THE ONE FROM TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK OUT MADEE'S FRIENDS' BLOGS OR MADEE WILL SHIESSE IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
http://imawesomerthanmadee.blogspot.com/
http://www.picorporation.blogspot.com/

Poke Her Face by Madee Awesome

"Poke Her Face"

Nom nom nom nom nuh
Nom nom nom nuh
I wanna eat em' like they do in candy stores
I love my jelly beans now give them to me now (I love it)
Luck and intuition eat the taffy with shake to start
And after I am hooked I'll eat the one that's in the box
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum,
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,
Candy mine
Come on let's go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
I wanna eat with him a hard pair of gummies
A little chewing gum is fun when you're not here I love it
German choco cake is not the same without some gum
And candy when it's gone if its not yummy it isn't fun, gum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,
Candy mine
Come on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
I share with you anymore candy
Eat or munch you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not eating yous just chewin' with my 5-gum-gunning
Just like a chickin ate candy
Take your bears before I eat them all
I'm eating this, eating that
Check this candy cause It's marvelous
Candy mine,
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Cand mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)



(lyrics by Madee Awesome's manager, Eve Angel Zuma)